EVERISE MOTORS

November 26, 2014

VOLKSWAGEN POLO STUFFE – SUB -4 metre Sedan for India

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VW Polo Stuffe

After Maruti Swift DZire, Honda Amaze, Hyundai Xcent and Tata Motors Zest. Volkswagen is shouting from the roof that they too will be launching the sub 4 metre Polo Stuffe exclusively for the India Market.. (Garib logon ke liye ofcourse), coz they think ,Indians need a Sedan for Peanuts, and that ofcourse is very true isnt it guyzzz. We need a sedan, the Best of the best, but should not cost a bomb, whatever the Brand is, and whatever mind boggling features they may possess. We need a CAR, yeah, a real Car with the best design, the best comfort, the best efficiency and the best features and the best price, (Mungfali) ke bhav main…..

Agar hum chahte hain, to bura bhi kya hain… Patra aur pahiye to hain, Chahe Bentley lo chahe Rolls Royce, Patre ka hi bana hain na.. Accident ke baad Kabadi wale ke pass becho bentley ya Rolls Royce, wo bhav to patre ka hi lagayega na.. thodi hi brand accha hain karke zyada paise dega, to phir hum kyon lakhon aur karodo kharch kare.. bus isliye, chota sa sedan chalega hame, Maruti ho ya Honda chalega, lekin Thaat badni chahiye, what say guyzzz….

To, pehle shuruwat karte hain, Maruti se, Maruti ko lagta hain, wo kuch bhi design banayegi aur char pahiye laga de to log kharidenge.. A-star, Estilo,Vitara, oh bhai, gaye woh din, jab 1984 ke jab ap logon ne Maruti 800 ko banaya aur 25 saal tak ghisa usko logon ko Ch**tiya banane ke. Ajkal logon ko design hi chahiye, woh bhi dhasu design samaj gaye, Swift dzire ka boot ko piche se kaat diya aur thama diya 6-7 lakh main, phir b public kharid rahi hai, yaar public bhi na… actually guyz we shouldnt buy any design which these auto company guyz offer us. Mendak ke jaisa lagta hain Swift Dzire, Sub 4 metre wali…

Ab chalo ab Honda ki bat karte hain, Honda ka to brand value se uski gadiyan bikti hain, maana, lekin, jab kharcha nikalti hai, tab ? brand ko lekar kya chatna hain, wahi banda jisne brand dekh ke gaadi li, woh rota hain, petrol pump pe, service centre pe, yaar saala kitna mehenga spares hai iska karke….Honda Amaze ka design ki bat karo, bhi kuch wow wali factor nahi hain, woh to infact brio jo chali nahi, usko thoda bada karke phir se logon ko bada brio de diya amaze ka sticker lagake ..Bhai, diesel ka naya engine design to kar diya, dikhne main, to DTEC dhasu lagta hain, par thoda sa usme diesel daalke chalake to dekhte Amaze main dalne se pehle, yaar, kitna awaz karta hain, cabin, main usb par gaana kam, aur engine ka grrrrrr, grrrrr, zyzda sunayi deta hain…

Hyundai, is mamle main kyon piche rehta, woh to sochta hai, ki tum char pahiye pe spaceship ka deisign denge logon ko, aish karne do karke…to usne kya kiya saare korea ke designers ko ikatta karke aisi design banayi ke thik thaak digne lagi par lagta hain jaise paise zyada dekar sedan ke bajaye boot wali i10 kharid rahe ho…designers ne aage se to thik thak design kar diya hain, par piche se uski maar di, matlab, piche se tail lamps ko grand i10 ka ulta karke laga diya, yaha kyon kisika dyan nahi gaya, aur dhyan jaye b to kyon, india main bechna hain na, kuch bhi dedo, sab kharidenge……

Tata walon ne to had hi kar di, pehle to unki gaadi bikti nahi, aur agar bikti bhi hain, to desh prem wale log, india ka maal sochke le lete hai, aur baad mai gaadi chalate waqt sochte hain, yaar maruti ya honda leta to accha tha, saala aisa lagta hai, tata ace (chota haathi ) chala rahe hain, kyon ki, car banayi to kya truck ka adha spares car banane main bhi to kaam ayegi na, isliye to tata ki cars truck jaise chalti hain, refinement kaha hain…..Indica vista ko piche se boot daldo aur zest banado…

Ab aati hai baari volkswagen ki, Yaar polo aur vento ko saamne se dekhkar agar koi batate di ye konsi gaadi hain, to main usko free chai aur nashta karwaunga.. yaar gaadi dekh dekh ke jo hum log bade hue, hum nahi pehchaan pate to aap logon to devta hain, jab tak bataya nahi jaye, tab tak to andaza bhi nahi lagate jaan ne ki, hain na… khair ab polo ko chota boot dal do to kya hoga.. ?pata nahi, Thik hain, hum batate hain, woh ban jayegi POLO STUFFE, ek gaadi jo age se, side se dikhti biklul polo hain, par piche se boot STUFF karne ke baad ban jayegi STUFFE… Polo Stuffe shares its platform PQ25 with the same hatchback polo and will be offered with the same powerplants. The Petrol Polo Stuffe will come with a1.2-litre engine while the diesel will go on sale with the new 1.5-litre unit. Agar bika nahi, to volkswagen leke ayenge more powerful GT TSI and GT TDI versions bhi, taaki unka daaana paani chalta rahe..

bhai log, hum ne to bata diya, ab aap log, chahe jo bhi brand lelo yaar, par kuch bhi bechte hai, to leke rona mat. thoda paise jyada dalo, nahi hai to thoda time ruko, jama karo, aur accha cheez lo, woh kahawat to suni hi hogi na…(Mehenga roye ek baar, sasta roye baar baar). Agar humari opinion chahiye to mail karo everisemotors@gmail.com par ya phir hamare blog par comments de do. yaar taaki hum bhi thoda bahut kamaye sponsors se, aur hum bhi kharide bentley aur rolls royce… maruti kab tak chalayenge yaar, thak gaye hai, seats to bench ban gayi hain ab.. change chahiye na hame bhi, to bhar bhar ke likho, pado, dekho, suno aur visit karte raho..

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